That special noodle time is upon us again when Happy Noodle Boy fans across the world, from land, air or sea, gather under a urine-soaked freeway overpass and celebrate Noodle Boy in the only way they know how Ė URINATING!
This time weíve learned our lesson, thanks to your complaints in previous years, and weíve made the commemorative shirts wearable by human beings instead of just snakes and pigeons! Thatís right, if youíre a person now you can get in on the shirt-wearing action.
The fine folks at Slave Labor Graphics have generously volunteered their fruit rollup machine to print up these excellent, slightly sticky t-shirts for all you NoodleCon attendees to purchase and wear while fighting off ants and fruit-snack loving children.
Canít attend NoodleCon 2012? Youíre a goddamned asshole! Whatever your reasons, thereís always the San Diego Comicon where the shirts will also be available at the Slave Labor Graphics booth #1815. Iíll even be there to sign the shirts so long as you stand at least ten feet away from me while Iím doing so. Canít make it to even that? No worries, youíll be able to find the shirts available on SLGís online store shortly after comicon has come and gone. Weíll let you know when!